This side of discombobulation
List of moronic things that I have done in the past two weeks:
5) gotten scratches by the kitty. (Bloody, scabby, red scratches)
4) burned myself with my curling iron (I swear, husbands don't give hickeys. They have a ring to mark their territory.)
3) forgetting to take my antibiotics (I think I WANT my foot to fall off.)
2) forgot to get gas in J's car (fumes, i tell you...fumes. Thank god for full service stations!)
1) STEPPED ON A NEEDLE (did I mention that yet?)
Lame Lame Lame.
To top that off, we scheduled a party for this weekend for my birthday that no one RSVP'd to. We invited like 25 people or so, and everyone VIEWED the invite, but only 5 people responded. only 2 were "yes, we are coming." Doesn't matter, I can't really play hostess anyhow. But still...
#$%^$*&**^$#*(+
5) gotten scratches by the kitty. (Bloody, scabby, red scratches)
4) burned myself with my curling iron (I swear, husbands don't give hickeys. They have a ring to mark their territory.)
3) forgetting to take my antibiotics (I think I WANT my foot to fall off.)
2) forgot to get gas in J's car (fumes, i tell you...fumes. Thank god for full service stations!)
1) STEPPED ON A NEEDLE (did I mention that yet?)
Lame Lame Lame.
To top that off, we scheduled a party for this weekend for my birthday that no one RSVP'd to. We invited like 25 people or so, and everyone VIEWED the invite, but only 5 people responded. only 2 were "yes, we are coming." Doesn't matter, I can't really play hostess anyhow. But still...
#$%^$*&**^$#*(+
posted by I am a motorboat mom @ 1:29 PM
2 Comments:
At 5:18 PM,
Anonymous said…
Maybe lots of people are like me and wait till the week of to RSVP (which I WAS going to do I promise) :-)
At 8:21 AM,
Jason said…
Happy Birthday Dscattbug!!!
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